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Amazing list! I quite like the idea of being a "whim driver".

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A whim driver... How would you define that job?

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Taking my silliest ideas out for a spin in the car :)

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It would be great making money that way.

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I'm most definitely a "butt woman" and a "cheeker".

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A 19th century super heroin? Butt Man's partner?

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Exactly: crushing villains with my formidable buttocks, while being cheeky. ;-)

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I found the perfect partner for you: the cute Butt Detective. Only in Japan, as they say. He stops villains by farting in their face.

https://otakuusamagazine.com/butt-detective-heads-to-the-big-screen-in-first-feature-length-movie/

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I think I'm in love... ありがとうございます, Gianni-san!

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I have a lot of experience as a chivier when trying to get my wife and kids out of the door.

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Didn't know that word. I had to look that up.

Now I understand your lone walks around Japan.

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What about a crematorium technician, amigo? Or a stoker?

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Not for me, Rey, sorry.

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