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Amazing list! I quite like the idea of being a "whim driver".

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Jan 2Liked by Gianni Simone

I'm most definitely a "butt woman" and a "cheeker".

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I have a lot of experience as a chivier when trying to get my wife and kids out of the door.

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What about a crematorium technician, amigo? Or a stoker?

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